Street performers often fall into the trap of saying the same lines and jokes. Here are 5 things to avoid saying:
1. “This is my full time job. My Mum is so proud of me – she thinks I’m a banker”
2. Turns to the people behind – “you have the best view- my bottom”
3. “Don’t try this at home kids, try this at school”
4. To crowds who join half way through – “Don’t worry I’m not a nutter with a microphone talking about Jesus.”
5. “Where are you from?” Tourist replies France. “Go away you aren’t allowed to watch.”
These lines are funny – yes – but are said by most performers in Covent Garden. Try and be as original as possible as that is how you will make more money and be remembered.
What jokes are you bored of hearing? Let us know at streetsgottalent@gmail.com or on twitter
Photo of Felicity Footloose, Covent Garden by Emma Spedding
- Emma Spedding
